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Born in the 1900s Card - Pastel green greeting card with bold teal text reading "You look great for someone born in the 1900s," unique handmade.

Born in the 1900s Card

$6.50
Bag of Dicks Gift Bag - Orange handmade gift bag with white twisted handles and bold white text saying "COULD BE A BAG OF DICKS.".

Bag of Dicks Gift Bag

$4.50
Always Older Card - Peach greeting card with white text thanking for always being older, unique handmade Canadian gift.

Always Older Card

$6.50
Old People Card - Light blue greeting card with bold purple text saying "I Heard Old People Like Getting Cards," handmade Canadian gift.

Old People Card

$6.50
Judgy Fish Sticker Book - Judgy Fish Sticker Book with colorful fish illustrations, unique Canadian handmade gift. Judgy Fish Sticker Book - Spiral-bound book with black cover displaying white text and three colorful, humorous fish stickers on the right page.

Judgy Fish Sticker Book

$13.50
Salty Birds Sticker Book - Salty Birds sticker book with colorful bird illustrations, handmade Canadian gift with spiral binding. Salty Birds Sticker Book - Salty Birds sticker book with colorful bird illustrations, displayed with birdhouse and handmade Canadian gift tags on tree.

Salty Birds Sticker Book

$13.50
Man-Daids Bandages - Black rectangular tin with Man-Daids bandages, marked unique handmade Canadian gift, water-resistant and hypoallergenic. Man-Daids Bandages - Black metal tin with uniquely printed Man-Daids bandages featuring bold, cheeky phrases, handmade Canadian gift.

Man-Daids Bandages

$13.00
Naughty Florals Coasters (assorted designs) - Set of unique Canadian handmade coasters with cheeky floral designs and bold phrases, perfect gift. Naughty Florals Coasters (assorted designs) - Set of 15 handmade Canadian floral coasters with cheeky, unique sayings in pastel colors, perfect gift.

Naughty Florals Coasters (assorted designs)

$9.99
Geriatric Fuck Card - Blue greeting card with bold light blue text reading Happy Birthday You Geriatric Fuck, a unique handmade Canadian gift.

Geriatric Fuck Card

$6.50
Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book - Disappointing Affirmations sticker book with sarcastic quotes, colorful sky backgrounds, unique handmade Canadian gift. Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book - Sticker book with two unique, handmade Canadian affirmation designs featuring nature backgrounds and cheeky messages,.

Disappointing Affirmations Sticker Book

$19.95
Bag of Dicks Tote Bag - Black handmade tote bag with white text "COULD BE A BAG OF DICKS," unique Canadian gift accessory.

Bag of Dicks Tote Bag

$24.00
During Work Meetings Notebook - Teal notebook with bold white text "Thoughts I Have During Work Meetings" and smaller text, unique handmade Canadian gift.

During Work Meetings Notebook

$15.00
Klutzy Kuntz Bandages - Pink metal tin of Klutzy Kuntz bandages, a unique Canadian handmade gift with cheeky branding. Klutzy Kuntz Bandages - Pink metal tin with humorous handmade bandages featuring cheeky phrases, unique Canadian gift.

Klutzy Kuntz Bandages

$12.00
Evil Things Notebook - Dark navy notebook with white text "Evil Plans & Stuff...because that sht tip is top secret," unique handmade Canadian gift.

Evil Things Notebook

$15.00
Right About Notebook - Maroon hardcover notebook with white text "List of things I was right about" and small print, unique handmade Canadian gift.

Right About Notebook

$15.00
Care About Cats Magnet - Light purple magnet with a cute white cat illustration and playful text about caring for cats and few people, unique.

Care About Cats Magnet

$7.00
Why I'm Right Magnet - Light blue rectangular magnet with white text saying "I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right," unique handmade .

Why I'm Right Magnet

$7.00
Annoy Me Card - Pink handmade greeting card with red text reading "I Love You More Than You Annoy Me" and a white envelope, unique Canadian.

Annoy Me Card

$6.50
Tolerate People Magnet - Pink rectangular magnet with white text humorously stating tolerance for stupid people, unique handmade Canadian gift.

Tolerate People Magnet

$7.00
1900s Magnet - Rectangular mint green magnet with gray text reading "You look great for someone born in the 1900s," unique handmade.

1900s Magnet

$7.00
Care About Dogs Magnet - Blue magnet with a cute cartoon dog and white text reading "All I care about are dogs...

Care About Dogs Magnet

$6.00
Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck - Lavender and orange handmade Canadian card deck titled Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days, unique gift. Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck - Handmade Canadian card deck with colorful edges and bold red box, unique gift for grown-ups.

Emergency Affirmations for Exceptionally Stupid Days Card Deck

$27.00
Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards - Disappointing Affirmations 30 handmade postcards with blue sky background, unique Canadian gift. Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards - Postcard with colorful sunset background featuring the phrase "Accept yourself for the hot mess that you are," unique.

Disappointing Affirmations: 30 Postcards

$19.95
Awesome Shit Inside Gift Bag - Mint green handmade Canadian gift bag with white twisted handles and bold white text reading "AWESOME SHIT INSIDE".

Awesome Shit Inside Gift Bag

$4.50
Mouth Says Magnet - Purple rectangular magnet with white text saying, "If my mouth doesn't say it, my face definitely will," unique handmade.

Mouth Says Magnet

$7.00
In Dog Years Birthday Card

In Dog Years Birthday Card

$6.95
We'll be friends until we are old and senile.. Greeting Card

We'll be friends until we are old and senile.. Greeting Card

$6.95
Shouldn't Say at Work Notebook - Coral pink hardcover notebook with white bold text, unique handmade Canadian gift accessory.

Shouldn't Say at Work Notebook

$15.00
Maybe Swearing Will Help Magnet - Black rectangular magnet with white text saying "MAYBE SWEARING WILL HELP," unique Canadian handmade gift accessory.

Maybe Swearing Will Help Magnet

$7.00
Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Bag - Black handmade Canadian gift bag with white "Happy Fucking Birthday" text and white twisted paper handles.

Happy Fucking Birthday Gift Bag

$4.50
Can't Say Notebook - Blue hardcover notebook with white bold text reading "Things I can't say out loud.

Can't Say Notebook

$15.00
Powerful Woman Magnet - Pink rectangular magnet with white bold text reading "Never apologize for being a powerful f*cking woman," handmade Canadian .

Powerful Woman Magnet

$7.00
I Hate People Magnet - Dark green rectangular magnet with bold white text reading "I HATE PEOPLE." unique handmade Canadian gift accessory.

I Hate People Magnet

$7.00
Awesome Thanks Card - Peach thank you card with white text reading "Thanks for being so fuckin' awesome," handmade Canadian gift design.

Awesome Thanks Card

$6.00
Incredibly Pointless Trivia - Square box of Incredibly Pointless Trivia game with bold black and green geometric design, unique handmade Canadian gift. Incredibly Pointless Trivia - Black compact trivia game box with gold and white text, featuring unique Canadian handmade design and barcode label on back.

Incredibly Pointless Trivia

$21.00
Because I'm Old Notebook - Light blue notebook with white bold text saying "Shit I have to write down because I'm old." Unique handmade Canadian gift.

Because I'm Old Notebook

$15.00
Punch People Notebook - Blue notebook with bold white text "People I Want to Punch in the Face," handmade Canadian gift.

Punch People Notebook

$15.00
Optimistic Bitch Pens - Set of three unique handmade pens in red, lavender, and gold with cheeky optimistic slogans, Canadian gift.

Optimistic Bitch Pens

$20.00
Sarcasm Magnet - Blue rectangular magnet with white text reading "Sarcasm is my love language," unique handmade Canadian gift accessory.

Sarcasm Magnet

$7.00
Hang With Dog Magnet - Blue rectangular magnet with white text reading "I just want to stay home and hang out with my dog".

Hang With Dog Magnet

$6.00
One minute you're young... Birthday Card

One minute you're young... Birthday Card

$6.95
Buckle Up Bitches Air Freshener - Lavender rectangular air freshener with bold pink "Buckle Up Bitches" text, unique Canadian handmade gift.

Buckle Up Bitches Air Freshener

$8.00
Powerful Woman Notebook - Pink notebook with bold white text reading Never Apologize for Being a Powerful F*cking Woman, unique handmade Canadian gift.

Powerful Woman Notebook

$15.00
Same Age as the Parents Card - Handmade Canadian birthday card with retro TV and cheeky message, unique gift design.

Same Age as the Parents Card

$6.25
Disappointing Affirmations - Blue book cover with white text "Disappointing Affirmations" and subtitle "Unfollow your dreams!" by Dave Tarnowski, unique. Disappointing Affirmations - Booklet titled "Introduction" with white text on a blue background, showcasing handmade Canadian stationery gift with unique .

Disappointing Affirmations

$22.50
Fuck This Shit Magnet - Handmade Canadian magnet with colorful "Fuck This Shit" text, unique gift accessory.

Fuck This Shit Magnet

$6.00
Rainbow Sprinkle Birthday Paper Bag - Handmade Canadian gift bag with colorful rainbow sprinkle "Happy Birthday" text on white background, twisted paper handles.

Rainbow Sprinkle Birthday Paper Bag

$4.50
Probably Not Water Vinyl Sticker - Round pink vinyl sticker with black handwritten text "probably not water," Canadian handmade gift accessory. Probably Not Water Vinyl Sticker - Round pink vinyl sticker with black text "probably not water" on white backing card with teal bottom section.

Probably Not Water Vinyl Sticker

$5.00

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